It's three days until Windsor High School's annual VMB, the Valentine Masked Ball. After today's announcement of the King and Queen of Hearts, everyone has those three days to find a date.
Big surprise: the VMB Queen vote is a tie between best friends Allie and Megan. Bigger surprise: the King vote has been won by self-adoring British transplant John Falstaff.
Falstaff reveals to his minions that he in fact stole the King election, and now plans to seduce both Queens.
Meanwhile: freshman Anne Page wants to go to the VMB with biker dude Fenton, but her older brother George and his girlfriend Megan have other guys in mind.
i am yours
Phase One of Falstaff's seduction is sending Allie and Megan identical musical Valentines -- a move so gross it demands revenge.
scorch me up sally
To lure Falstaff into a series of humiliations, Allie and Megan pretend to submit to his advances.
lead him on
Despite a multitude of complications, Allie and Megan get their revenge: first in secret, then - with all their friends - at a trial at the VMB.
Anne makes the choice to defy George and Megan and follow her heart to Fenton.
you see me
At the Valentine Masked Ball, everyone makes up and dances the night away.